It’s Friday! (Just about.) So it’s time, once again, to turn our gaze to Twitter; while some weep uncontrollably at the mere mention of the social network (pull yourselves together!), others actively embrace the sheer nuttiness of tweeting. This is where we tell those deluded fools which Doctor Who-related folk who to follow.
As it’s Big Questions Week at the DWC, we’re highlighting someone who frequently addresses perhaps the biggest question of all: what do you do when you’ve got too much time on your hands what’s Doctor Who like in a parallel universe?
It’s Andrew-Mark Thompson!
This copy writer and graphic designer shares his talent with the world, tweeting various comical images of what cult TV might be like if we visited another dimension. Maybe the one in Inferno, maybe Pete’s World, or maybe one where Don’t Scare The Hare was a massive success. We’re too scared to find out. On his blog, he says:
“I have been employed as a shop assistant, actor, SFX designer, writer, museum guide, radio presenter, puppeteer, dancer (!), call centre operator, graphic designer, drop-in centre manager, theme park manager and goat wrangler.”
Thompson’s hilarious array of images has attracted over 1,600 followers, including TV writers Mark Gatiss, Gareth Roberts, and Phil Ford; former-DWM editor, Clayton Hickman; and the Doctor Who Fan Show. And yes, most of his tweets are about the universe’s best sci-fi show.
Bank holiday #DoctorWho audiobook of choice pic.twitter.com/UmHj6LvCvD
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 27, 2016
A few more unused 'new Doctor' covers from the archives for @DWMtweets . Happy 500 issues! x pic.twitter.com/RtfuSFjyxg
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 25, 2016
Tonight's #DoctorWho Book at Bedtime! pic.twitter.com/PwJ84alL10
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 20, 2016
"Good evening Kembel. Trantis, can we have the votes from the alliance's jury, please?" pic.twitter.com/RBfx7DpYmH
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 14, 2016
Is it time to play our joker? #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/g3Kr3VO6UA
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 12, 2016
Tonight's #DoctorWho Book at Bedtime! pic.twitter.com/ADO3CZLT46
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 12, 2016
His Famous Five tweets have proved a recent favourite.
That reboot of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five' in full… #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/9ECbS4rD6C
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 26, 2016
Another one. Not as amusing as the first but that's sequels for you… #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/xvEsXnO5sQ
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 26, 2016
Last one… This was once funny. #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/2o9xzAtN18
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 26, 2016
And other shows are not safe either.
I see #BigBrotherUK is back soon… pic.twitter.com/mTScTKAbHl
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) June 2, 2016
That other crossover TV special nobody ever talks about.. #MurderSheWrote #IncredibleHulk pic.twitter.com/KCbK1Xmsyr
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) June 1, 2016
Sunday nights will still not be what they used to be… pic.twitter.com/gcZ6pEjIUU
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 24, 2016
That bloody #EastEnders cliffhanger in full! pic.twitter.com/imTZTWh7OH
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 20, 2016
BREAKERING NEWS: CBS unveils detailed new #StarTrek trailer! pic.twitter.com/scMbOXSg45
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 18, 2016
Okay, so we’re advising you to follow him, but his “Baby Doll” stuff is bloody terrifying. No, seriously.
NEW: Because you demanded it… A #DoctorWho collectable to treasure at your leisure! pic.twitter.com/AgxS0oYu4J
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 28, 2016
Production line on those baby dolls shortly before the accident… (see previous tweet) pic.twitter.com/d7Mjf4rwb5
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 28, 2016
A satisfied customer yesterday. pic.twitter.com/vzVTSLG9XH
— Andydrewz™ 🏳️🌈 (@Andydrewz) May 28, 2016
If Mary Whitehouse has qualms with Terror of the Autons, we dread to think what she’d say about those tweets.
Follow Andrew-Mark @Andydrewz.